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[lollipop]

I guess it's an area thing. Or else the fact that my friends when I was growing up were not unposh

[Goblin King]

I think a lot of these silly phrases went out of vogue after all the AIDs propaganda, because people stopped talking in Carry On film euphemisms "a bit of how's yer father?" and started referring directly to body parts acts of a lascivious nature. ;D
(Goes all Chumley-Warner, "acts of frightful horridness")

I could be wrong and perhaps it's a good thing not to know all this nonsense slang except when passing port with potty-mouthed Great War veterans. ;D

Clearly Uberquart has being hanging out with potty-mouthed Great War veterans.

[Darkness]

I have a silly Monty Python song stuck in my head, after re-reading this thread, which has loads of euphemisms in it for said John Thomas - eg: piece of pork, wife's best friend, percy, pink pistol, one eyed trouser snake, etc.

[Goblin King]

;D

[Darkness]

I used to work with a guy who used to say (before going off to the loo), "I'd better go and point Percy the pink pistol at the porcelain firing range."

[Count Überquart]

^ That's just charming.

[someone]

better than 'gone for a slash back in a dash' what some of my mates say...

theres a song by weird al that names the male genitals as many times as it can...

[Count Überquart]

And to think, the worst we have is "urination station". I feel we're missing out.

[Darkness]

This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, my brother’s crazy. He thinks he’s a chicken." And the doctor says, "Well, why don’t you bring him in?" And the guy says, "I would, but I need the eggs."

[Goblin King]

You're so banned.