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Post by lollipop on Jan 5, 2008 13:07:31 GMT

Whilst we're on this type of joke...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead.

Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
He thought it was a game.

Darkness 'Has no life' Posts: 7,904	JOKES Jan 6, 2008 0:29:23 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Darkness on Jan 6, 2008 0:29:23 GMT I love those ;D ;D ;D
	"Dying is an art, like everything else. I do it exceptionally well." (Sylvia Plath). "In the depths of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer". (Albert Camus).

Goblin King Administrator Still waving gnarly claws. Posts: 31,702	JOKES Jan 7, 2008 0:21:23 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Goblin King on Jan 7, 2008 0:21:23 GMT Well, all I can say is that you're clearly all very disturbed.
	Last Edit: Jan 7, 2008 0:21:35 GMT by Goblin King About.me page I am goblin. Hear me ROAR!

Darkness 'Has no life' Posts: 7,904	JOKES Jan 7, 2008 1:11:23 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Darkness on Jan 7, 2008 1:11:23 GMT Surely you knew that already...?
	"Dying is an art, like everything else. I do it exceptionally well." (Sylvia Plath). "In the depths of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer". (Albert Camus).

Darkness 'Has no life' Posts: 7,904	JOKES Jan 8, 2008 8:18:49 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Darkness on Jan 8, 2008 8:18:49 GMT Definition of innocence: Nuns working in a condom factory, thinking they're making sleeping bags for worms.
	"Dying is an art, like everything else. I do it exceptionally well." (Sylvia Plath). "In the depths of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer". (Albert Camus).

Darkness 'Has no life' Posts: 7,904	JOKES Jan 8, 2008 8:20:16 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Darkness on Jan 8, 2008 8:20:16 GMT Two 4-year-olds talking: One says "I found a condom near the radiator." The other one says "What's a radiator?"
	"Dying is an art, like everything else. I do it exceptionally well." (Sylvia Plath). "In the depths of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer". (Albert Camus).

lollipop 'Has no life' Resident Retro Gamer Geek Posts: 4,673	JOKES Jan 9, 2008 4:47:03 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lollipop on Jan 9, 2008 4:47:03 GMT ^ Awesome! I like that! ;D exalts ;D

Goblin King Administrator Still waving gnarly claws. Posts: 31,702	JOKES Jan 9, 2008 22:44:47 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Goblin King on Jan 9, 2008 22:44:47 GMT darkness said: Definition of innocence: Nuns working in a condom factory, thinking they're making sleeping bags for worms. Bless. Ickle worms in sleeping bags. ;D
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lollipop 'Has no life' Resident Retro Gamer Geek Posts: 4,673	JOKES Jan 9, 2008 23:57:41 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lollipop on Jan 9, 2008 23:57:41 GMT Pretty chunky worms...

Darkness 'Has no life' Posts: 7,904	JOKES Feb 3, 2008 16:04:49 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Darkness on Feb 3, 2008 16:04:49 GMT Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One says to the other - "Can you smell fish?"
	"Dying is an art, like everything else. I do it exceptionally well." (Sylvia Plath). "In the depths of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer". (Albert Camus).

Goblin King Administrator Still waving gnarly claws. Posts: 31,702	JOKES Feb 3, 2008 17:56:42 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Goblin King on Feb 3, 2008 17:56:42 GMT Oh dear. That one took me a while.
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Thrin 'Has no life' Estranged Office Psycho & Dedicated Worrier of Teddy Bears <blank page> Posts: 2,878	JOKES Feb 3, 2008 18:03:09 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Thrin on Feb 3, 2008 18:03:09 GMT darkness said: Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One says to the other - "Can you smell fish?" Terrible!!
	What am I to do with all this silence?

Goblin King Administrator Still waving gnarly claws. Posts: 31,702	JOKES Feb 4, 2008 16:51:15 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Goblin King on Feb 4, 2008 16:51:15 GMT Quick post. Some Dilbert.
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DAT500 Über Duck Posts: 578	JOKES Feb 5, 2008 13:09:23 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by DAT500 on Feb 5, 2008 13:09:23 GMT Saw this in someone's sig on another forum: "Eggs, Milk, Bread, Toilet Roll... Mr Schindler, I think you've given me the wrong list!"

lollipop 'Has no life' Resident Retro Gamer Geek Posts: 4,673	JOKES Feb 5, 2008 19:58:37 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lollipop on Feb 5, 2008 19:58:37 GMT ^ haha! I like that one! May have to steal it and put it somewhere... Do I have any sigless forums? Hmm...

Goblin King Administrator Still waving gnarly claws. Posts: 31,702	JOKES Feb 9, 2008 22:26:33 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Goblin King on Feb 9, 2008 22:26:33 GMT dat500 said: Saw this in someone's sig on another forum: "Eggs, Milk, Bread, Toilet Roll... Mr Schindler, I think you've given me the wrong list!"
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Darkness 'Has no life' Posts: 7,904	JOKES Feb 9, 2008 23:22:19 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Darkness on Feb 9, 2008 23:22:19 GMT So there's this guy who has prostrate trouble... He can't lie down properly.
	"Dying is an art, like everything else. I do it exceptionally well." (Sylvia Plath). "In the depths of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer". (Albert Camus).

Goblin King Administrator Still waving gnarly claws. Posts: 31,702	JOKES Feb 10, 2008 13:49:12 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Goblin King on Feb 10, 2008 13:49:12 GMT Okay, you're banned.
	About.me page I am goblin. Hear me ROAR!

Darkness 'Has no life' Posts: 7,904	JOKES Feb 15, 2008 15:32:02 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Darkness on Feb 15, 2008 15:32:02 GMT I really want to make a joke about unconscious hobbits with hairy feet, and the state of being comatose, but I can't quite work out the exact wording... ;D
	"Dying is an art, like everything else. I do it exceptionally well." (Sylvia Plath). "In the depths of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer". (Albert Camus).

Goblin King Administrator Still waving gnarly claws. Posts: 31,702	JOKES Feb 15, 2008 18:02:46 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Goblin King on Feb 15, 2008 18:02:46 GMT "comb toes"?! That's it. This is your last warning!
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Darkness 'Has no life' Posts: 7,904	JOKES Feb 15, 2008 21:43:32 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Darkness on Feb 15, 2008 21:43:32 GMT Oh, never say that to me, cos now I just feel like pushing my luck... Only I've had a couple of glasses of wine and can no longer form ideas into jokes... But I'll be back... ;D
	Last Edit: Feb 15, 2008 21:43:54 GMT by Darkness "Dying is an art, like everything else. I do it exceptionally well." (Sylvia Plath). "In the depths of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer". (Albert Camus).

Goblin King Administrator Still waving gnarly claws. Posts: 31,702	JOKES Feb 16, 2008 13:30:04 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Goblin King on Feb 16, 2008 13:30:04 GMT (Quick! Hide the thread!)
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Darkness 'Has no life' Posts: 7,904	JOKES Feb 24, 2008 21:55:19 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Darkness on Feb 24, 2008 21:55:19 GMT A polygon = a dead parrot.
	"Dying is an art, like everything else. I do it exceptionally well." (Sylvia Plath). "In the depths of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer". (Albert Camus).

Goblin King Administrator Still waving gnarly claws. Posts: 31,702	JOKES Feb 24, 2008 23:25:18 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Goblin King on Feb 24, 2008 23:25:18 GMT Right, that's it!
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lollipop 'Has no life' Resident Retro Gamer Geek Posts: 4,673	JOKES Feb 25, 2008 16:45:17 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lollipop on Feb 25, 2008 16:45:17 GMT Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Darkness 'Has no life' Posts: 7,904	JOKES Feb 25, 2008 23:19:01 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Darkness on Feb 25, 2008 23:19:01 GMT Ouch! That's a sharp one. But funny. Oh God, now I'm ashamed of myself for finding it really quite funny... ;D
	"Dying is an art, like everything else. I do it exceptionally well." (Sylvia Plath). "In the depths of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer". (Albert Camus).

lollipop 'Has no life' Resident Retro Gamer Geek Posts: 4,673	JOKES Feb 25, 2008 23:22:01 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lollipop on Feb 25, 2008 23:22:01 GMT It's quite fun to tell people and watch to see when they get it. You have to be careful of the company you tell it in though...

Darkness 'Has no life' Posts: 7,904	JOKES Mar 13, 2008 20:22:48 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Darkness on Mar 13, 2008 20:22:48 GMT Why did Tigger put his head down the toilet? He was looking for Pooh.
	"Dying is an art, like everything else. I do it exceptionally well." (Sylvia Plath). "In the depths of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer". (Albert Camus).

lollipop 'Has no life' Resident Retro Gamer Geek Posts: 4,673	JOKES Mar 13, 2008 22:56:20 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lollipop on Mar 13, 2008 22:56:20 GMT

Darkness 'Has no life' Posts: 7,904	JOKES Mar 14, 2008 12:18:02 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Darkness on Mar 14, 2008 12:18:02 GMT I wanted to be an archaeologist, but someone told me my work would be in ruins.
	Last Edit: Mar 14, 2008 12:18:22 GMT by Darkness "Dying is an art, like everything else. I do it exceptionally well." (Sylvia Plath). "In the depths of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer". (Albert Camus).

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