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Mar 7, 2007 18:36:32 GMT
Post by Goblin King on Mar 7, 2007 18:36:32 GMT
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Mar 7, 2007 20:27:16 GMT
Post by Thrin on Mar 7, 2007 20:27:16 GMT
;D
D'you think that'd actually work?
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Mar 7, 2007 20:43:50 GMT
Post by Goblin King on Mar 7, 2007 20:43:50 GMT
It has a chaotic ring of plausibility about it.  |
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Mar 7, 2007 21:02:52 GMT
Post by lollipop on Mar 7, 2007 21:02:52 GMT
That's brilliant!
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Mar 13, 2007 23:21:59 GMT
Post by Goblin King on Mar 13, 2007 23:21:59 GMT
More Dilbert:  |
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Mar 18, 2007 0:17:02 GMT
Post by Thrin on Mar 18, 2007 0:17:02 GMT
Lmao!! Noisy furniture!! ;D
Genius.
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Mar 18, 2007 0:25:08 GMT
Post by Goblin King on Mar 18, 2007 0:25:08 GMT
My boss now has the Dilbert -one before last- on his noticeboard and has circulated it to most of his employees!  We love making jokes about passing the buck. |
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Mar 23, 2007 17:46:02 GMT
Post by lollipop on Mar 23, 2007 17:46:02 GMT
> "ESTROGEN ISSUES"
> 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "E!STROGEN ISSUES"
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> 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
> 2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
> 3 The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
> 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
> 5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-".
> 6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
> 7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space".
> 8. You???re not as nice as you used to be and you used to be a bitch
> 9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
> 10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
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> TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
> 10. Cats' facial expressions.
> 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
> 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
> 7. Fat clothes.
> 6 Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
> 5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
> 4 Cutting your hair to make it grow.
> 3. Eyelash curlers.
> 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
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> AND, the Number One thing only women understand:
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> 1. OTHER WOMEN
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Mar 25, 2007 20:16:27 GMT
Post by Hobgobearhugger on Mar 25, 2007 20:16:27 GMT
 Women can be confusing  That's what GK says. I fink he's a women becos he says he can tell when cats smile! Knock, knock ...? |
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Mar 25, 2007 21:10:36 GMT
Post by someone on Mar 25, 2007 21:10:36 GMT
who's there?
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Mar 26, 2007 0:51:46 GMT
Post by Hobgobearhugger on Mar 26, 2007 0:51:46 GMT
ME! ;D  ;D ;D |
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Mar 26, 2007 0:53:57 GMT
Post by Goblin King on Mar 26, 2007 0:53:57 GMT
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Mar 26, 2007 0:56:07 GMT
Post by Goblin King on Mar 26, 2007 0:56:07 GMT
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Mar 26, 2007 1:03:12 GMT
Post by lollipop on Mar 26, 2007 1:03:12 GMT
I think one thing off the list and you're ok, three or four and you're "sensitive".
More than half and you're gay, more than eight and you've got the wrong body...
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Mar 26, 2007 1:13:29 GMT
Post by Goblin King on Mar 26, 2007 1:13:29 GMT
Those two lists are fabulous - I especially like the top ten things only women understand. ;D
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Apr 6, 2007 15:44:09 GMT
Post by lollipop on Apr 6, 2007 15:44:09 GMT
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Apr 6, 2007 15:57:40 GMT
Post by Goblin King on Apr 6, 2007 15:57:40 GMT
What kind of figure is that? Saw this today:  ;D |
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Apr 6, 2007 18:10:33 GMT
Post by lollipop on Apr 6, 2007 18:10:33 GMT
Oh dear! ;D
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Apr 7, 2007 19:31:02 GMT
Post by lollipop on Apr 7, 2007 19:31:02 GMT
New Haircut
Women's version:
Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!
Woman1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
Woman2: Oh God no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
Woman2: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.
Woman1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
Men's version:
Man2: Haircut?
Man1: Yeah.
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Apr 7, 2007 20:11:01 GMT
Post by Count Überquart on Apr 7, 2007 20:11:01 GMT
Hahaha  |
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Apr 7, 2007 23:08:30 GMT
Post by Goblin King on Apr 7, 2007 23:08:30 GMT
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Apr 9, 2007 14:42:26 GMT
Post by Goblin King on Apr 9, 2007 14:42:26 GMT
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Apr 9, 2007 14:49:34 GMT
Post by Goblin King on Apr 9, 2007 14:49:34 GMT
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Apr 9, 2007 16:10:25 GMT
Post by someone on Apr 9, 2007 16:10:25 GMT
LOL
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Apr 10, 2007 20:56:30 GMT
Post by lollipop on Apr 10, 2007 20:56:30 GMT
 (Not sure if this will be displayed for people not on Facebook.) |
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Apr 13, 2007 21:11:31 GMT
Post by Goblin King on Apr 13, 2007 21:11:31 GMT
Lies all lies!  |
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Apr 13, 2007 23:22:25 GMT
Post by lollipop on Apr 13, 2007 23:22:25 GMT
Lies all lies! Uh huh. |
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Apr 14, 2007 2:21:28 GMT
Post by Thrin on Apr 14, 2007 2:21:28 GMT
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Apr 14, 2007 3:23:29 GMT
Post by Goblin King on Apr 14, 2007 3:23:29 GMT
^^ very silly ;D I liked this one:
.jpg) Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net |
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Apr 14, 2007 13:05:18 GMT
Post by Thrin on Apr 14, 2007 13:05:18 GMT
;D
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That's what GK says. I fink he's a women becos he says he can tell when cats smile! 
