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May 30, 2006 11:18:14 GMT
Post by dratsucalex on May 30, 2006 11:18:14 GMT
a cheesey joke, yea...
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Jul 15, 2006 19:52:43 GMT
Post by dratsucalex on Jul 15, 2006 19:52:43 GMT
kind of joke thing -
I was driving a bus for schoolchildren at 8 o'clock in the morning.
Jennie came on first with her saxaphone
the twins, Bert and greg came on second with their p.e. kits
albert, keith and chris came on the 3rd stop with mud on their faces
they arrived late to school. what was the name of the bus driver?
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Jul 15, 2006 20:23:28 GMT
Post by sparky on Jul 15, 2006 20:23:28 GMT
thats not a joke... the bus driver is 'I' so in the case when you are saying it it is you dratsucalex...
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Jul 15, 2006 20:38:44 GMT
Post by dratsucalex on Jul 15, 2006 20:38:44 GMT
exactly.
well i didnt know where else to put it..
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Jul 15, 2006 21:19:33 GMT
Post by Goblin King on Jul 15, 2006 21:19:33 GMT
Interesting - we could start a Riddles thread. There may even be an old thread around somewhere.  |
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Jul 16, 2006 9:29:09 GMT
Post by dratsucalex on Jul 16, 2006 9:29:09 GMT
thats what i was thinking
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Jul 30, 2006 12:57:33 GMT
Post by Goblin King on Jul 30, 2006 12:57:33 GMT
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Jul 30, 2006 13:06:00 GMT
Post by Thrin on Jul 30, 2006 13:06:00 GMT
Intellectual humour I see  |
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Jul 30, 2006 13:16:53 GMT
Post by Goblin King on Jul 30, 2006 13:16:53 GMT
Monkeys grabbing butt not intellectual enuff for ya?  |
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Jul 30, 2006 13:19:42 GMT
Post by Thrin on Jul 30, 2006 13:19:42 GMT
I must be missing all of the levels  |
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Jul 30, 2006 13:24:25 GMT
Post by Goblin King on Jul 30, 2006 13:24:25 GMT
Yes, I only post multi-faceted humour with depth and wit, and sometimes Zen riddles of self-contemplation and discovery ... ;D |
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Aug 13, 2006 3:04:52 GMT
Post by Goblin King on Aug 13, 2006 3:04:52 GMT
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Aug 13, 2006 10:54:48 GMT
Post by Thrin on Aug 13, 2006 10:54:48 GMT
Ha!
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Aug 13, 2006 12:58:53 GMT
Post by dratsucalex on Aug 13, 2006 12:58:53 GMT
is that a dog?
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Aug 13, 2006 18:41:09 GMT
Post by Goblin King on Aug 13, 2006 18:41:09 GMT
He's called "Dogbert" (I think) and he's an evil genius. |
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Aug 14, 2006 9:35:29 GMT
Post by dratsucalex on Aug 14, 2006 9:35:29 GMT
lol. great name for a dog
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Aug 15, 2006 9:32:43 GMT
Post by dratsucalex on Aug 15, 2006 9:32:43 GMT
What do you call a fairy that doesnt use soap?
Stinkerbell. haha!
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Aug 15, 2006 9:47:12 GMT
Post by Tinkerbell on Aug 15, 2006 9:47:12 GMT
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Aug 16, 2006 15:37:29 GMT
Post by Goblin King on Aug 16, 2006 15:37:29 GMT
That's a reference to Paris Hilton's dog right? |
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Aug 16, 2006 15:39:28 GMT
Post by Tinkerbell on Aug 16, 2006 15:39:28 GMT
Don't see why it would be...
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Aug 16, 2006 15:44:41 GMT
Post by Goblin King on Aug 16, 2006 15:44:41 GMT
Oops - totally misread it. I thought there was the word dog in there ...  Going mad ... |
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Aug 16, 2006 15:46:04 GMT
Post by dratsucalex on Aug 16, 2006 15:46:04 GMT
lol ok, i got one
What do you call paris hiltons dog when gk gets confused?
Stinkerbell!
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Aug 16, 2006 15:47:52 GMT
Post by Tinkerbell on Aug 16, 2006 15:47:52 GMT
HAHAHAHA
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Aug 16, 2006 15:48:24 GMT
Post by dratsucalex on Aug 16, 2006 15:48:24 GMT
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Aug 16, 2006 17:03:57 GMT
Post by Goblin King on Aug 16, 2006 17:03:57 GMT
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Aug 21, 2006 21:53:22 GMT
Post by Count Überquart on Aug 21, 2006 21:53:22 GMT
Don't think this is already up here.
but if it is, sorry.
A woman goes to a pet store looking for an exotic pet. She sees a box full of live frogs with the label "sex frogs". She looks at them a bit, decides that her sex life could be more interesting, and approaches the shopkeeper. She lowers her voice and mutters "one sex frog, please". The shopkeeper nods knowingly, and puts a frog in a box with a slip of paper.
"Just follow the instructions," he tells her, as he takes her money.
The woman, excited by her new pet, goes home immediately. She takes the frog out of his box and reads the sheet of paper. it reads:
"1. Shower, and slip into something sexy.
2. Put on a nice perfume.
3. Lie on your bed and put the frog next to you.
4. Allow the frog to do what it has been trained to do".
So the woman does just that, and puts the frog next to her on her bed. He sits there blankly and does nothing.
The woman waits, and grows impatient. She looks at the slip and notices that it says on the bottom, "if you have any problems or questions please contact the pet store".
So she immediately telephones the pet store, and explains her problem.
Ten minutes later the shopkeeper arrives. He picks up the frog and puts him on the windowsill.
"Now," he says sternly, "I'm only going to show you how to do this once more."
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Aug 21, 2006 21:55:44 GMT
Post by Goblin King on Aug 21, 2006 21:55:44 GMT
Ha ha ;D  |
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Aug 28, 2006 17:17:35 GMT
Post by Goblin King on Aug 28, 2006 17:17:35 GMT
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Aug 28, 2006 17:29:39 GMT
Post by dratsucalex on Aug 28, 2006 17:29:39 GMT
haha!! awesome
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Aug 30, 2006 19:19:24 GMT
Post by Count Überquart on Aug 30, 2006 19:19:24 GMT
Heh, that's perfect!
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