"a" Labyrinth (fantasy room)

[Minotaur]

Hello there hobgobearhugger

*puts down gun and doubleheaded axe*

has massive hug with hobgobearhugger

am glad you could drop by

;D

[Hobgobearhugger]

Why you playing with weapon thingies?

Hugging is more fun!

(*Hugs Minotaur*)


;D

[Goblin King]

Enough of this hugging nonsense!

I grant The Minotaur special axe throwing powers!



(Type "( a x e )" to summon)

[Minotaur]

[Minotaur]

at my command:

[Goblin King]

(*ducks*)

Okay, okay! Enough already! ;D

[Benedict XVI]

bleurgh

[Goblin King]

An axe throwing pope!? Now I've seen everything!!

[Benedict XVI]

Alas, this IS the ETERNAL pavilion

[Goblin King]

(*backs away very cautiously ...*)

[Minotaur]

[Goblin King]

A website about Mazes

links.freemazes.com/

[Goblin King]

Games Workshop Description of Minotaurs

Minotaurs are massive bull-headed monsters. They can be over twice the height of a man and are far greater in bulk. Their gigantic heads are broad and ugly, and their horns are sharp and dangerous. Many have the cloven-hoofed hindquarters of a beast and other deformities of the body that the touch of Chaos brings. They are less intelligent than Men or even Beastmen, but are unnaturally strong and powerful.

Though normally ponderous and slow-witted, battle turns Minotaurs into raging bulls and the scent of blood drives them to violent excess. In the midst of combat they tear their enemies apart and swallow down great chunks of bloody flesh, quenching their thirst with the blood of the dying whilst the battle rages on around them.

It is said that Minotaurs are the keepers of dark shrines deep within the farthest reaches of the forests, where even Beastmen fear to tread. Here they pile the weapons, armour and skulls of defeated foes in praise of the Chaos gods, often in such quantities that the mounds of rusting treasure and fetid remains obscure the shrines completely. Because of this, Minotaurs are held in a strange reverence by Beastmen, who are at once in awe and fear of the favour that the Minotaurs receive from their Gods.

[Minotaur]

this is closer to my mirror image

[Goblin King]

Modern day Labyrinth consultants:

www.labyrinth-enterprises.com/cathedrallab.html

(from adverts at top of page!)

[Goblin King]

Cardboard cutout Minotaur:



From:
"Download a Dragon"
www.rain.org/~philfear/download-a-dragon.html

[Minotaur]

way cool.

[Goblin King]

( not sure about it being the "filthiest story in all greek mythology" - I've heard Zeus do worse lol )

-hoping to have a animated graphic thingy for you soon - you dont have to use it as a an avatar - we can just post it here - erm ... when its ready .. ;D

[Minotaur]

still waiting for the blood and rolling heads.........


perhaps the wait is decreasing as we speak..............

[Minotaur]

saunter

[Goblin King]

(oops - better getter on with those graphics ... )

[Minotaur]

these weapons are not sufficient for the destruction that is to be inflicted on the unsuspecting wankers, who really should have seen it coming waving in their blind faces.

[Goblin King]

eek

[Goblin King]

In pacification of the great minotaur I offer you this avatar (you dont have to use it - if its too slow)

See ...

( goblinmarket.proboards36.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=pic&thread=1113266223&start=15 )

[Minotaur]

I love it.

When will they invent reality web so I can use that axe for it's intended purpose?

[Goblin King]

Maybe we should get you a nice soft axe with foam edges ...

[Goblin King]

Avatar modified

the broken link in post above refers to my pixel art thread

[Minotaur]

[Goblin King]

<<THUD>>
That axe needed a sound effect

[Minotaur]

preferably into a creatures head, then the sound effect would be a blood curddling scream, to the effect of each creatures blood did curdle given rise to appropriate visual effects