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Post by Minotaur on Mar 4, 2005 23:52:57 GMT
there is a dead pig under every hedge
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Post by Goblin King on Mar 5, 2005 10:36:07 GMT
euw no shortage of bacon then  Must get out of here - the voices!  |
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Post by Minotaur on Mar 5, 2005 16:11:19 GMT
no bacon here.
the outer physical existence of each pig has remained intact. deathly still.
the inner physical existence of each pig is a writhing mass of maggots and blueflies.
the noise is magnified by the pigs skin and sent all around the place, through the floor and through the walls, but you will never see where it is coming from. you will never find these pigs. these pigs are waiting.
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Post by Minotaur on Mar 6, 2005 2:48:02 GMT
don't worry no-one is watching you said the resident stalker
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Post by Goblin King on Mar 6, 2005 3:16:15 GMT
Oh.
(*edges slowly in direction which might be the exit - cant be sure...*)
(*considers renaming Labyrinth - "The Abyss" due to a coup by existential angst ...*)
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Post by Minotaur on Mar 6, 2005 4:15:30 GMT
exit! exit! does he perceive an exit?
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Post by Goblin King on Mar 6, 2005 19:30:07 GMT
bugger. the very concept doesn't exist here?  (didn't I saw something about doors in the intro? ) The ivy will be all over the coffee machine by the time I get back to the Ivy Place - if at all ...  |
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Post by surely on Mar 22, 2005 23:04:30 GMT
not
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Post by Goblin King on Mar 22, 2005 23:15:59 GMT
 riddles from the walls
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Post by rfw on Mar 22, 2005 23:20:39 GMT
they are incomprehensible to their fangled utterances
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Post by Minotaur on Mar 22, 2005 23:23:00 GMT
hmm i am obviously not weilding my axe around this place enough
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Post by Goblin King on Mar 22, 2005 23:26:56 GMT
Yes Minotaur! Strike out at the shiboleths!!!  |
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Post by Minotaur on Mar 22, 2005 23:29:02 GMT
they think i can't see them
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Post by Goblin King on Mar 22, 2005 23:39:47 GMT
s'funny. Dont remember releasing any gremlins in here.  |
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Post by vts on Mar 22, 2005 23:43:11 GMT
in veritas in veritas in veritas!
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Post by Minotaur on Mar 22, 2005 23:52:36 GMT
SWIPE SWIPE SWIPE
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Post by Goblin King on Mar 22, 2005 23:57:49 GMT
Euew! I think you got one! 
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Post by Minotaur on Mar 23, 2005 0:11:02 GMT
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Post by Goblin King on Mar 23, 2005 0:21:06 GMT
wow I can hear them rolling about like soft marbles ... |
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Post by Minotaur on Mar 26, 2005 23:51:02 GMT
i really f?cking wish she hadn't just done that!
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Post by Goblin King on Apr 4, 2005 22:53:25 GMT
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Post by Minotaur on Apr 5, 2005 2:29:37 GMT
he might be small and cuddly but he is going to help me mutilate, humiliate and ultimately destroy every f?cking wisecrack that is sorry enough to want to cross our paths................
they want fire, we'll give them fire, beginning with their exposed "living" (cos they are fuckwits) brains
(in the land of the real inhabitants of course, not aimed at anyone here before any offense is taken). smile, you are on camera.
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Post by barnyjuno on Apr 5, 2005 11:01:51 GMT
he might be small and cuddly but he is going to help me mutilate, humiliate and ultimately destroy every f?cking wisecrack that is sorry enough to want to cross our paths................ they want fire, we'll give them fire, beginning with their exposed "living" (cos they are fuckwits) brains (in the land of the real inhabitants of course, not aimed at anyone here before any offense is taken). smile, you are on camera. Right. The pair of you are back on the decaf, as of now. |
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Post by Goblin King on Apr 5, 2005 14:59:34 GMT
LOL I love this - so you're going to go on a ramage in the world of the living ... and we're supposed to be reassured that you dont mean us any harm. Go Mino, Go! ;D |
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Post by Minotaur on Apr 5, 2005 19:33:40 GMT
oh **** oh **** oh **** oh **** oh **** oh **** oh **** oh ****
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Post by barnyjuno on Apr 6, 2005 14:29:33 GMT
LOL I love this - so you're going to go on a ramage in the world of the living ... and we're supposed to be reassured that you dont mean us any harm. Go Mino, Go! ;D Do we get special badges? You know, saying something like, "Hi, I'm BarnyJuno off the internet. Please don't feast on my entrails". |
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Post by Minotaur on Apr 7, 2005 19:45:26 GMT
never fear, your entrails will give you away.
i wouldn't do either of you any harm.
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Post by Goblin King on Apr 7, 2005 19:51:34 GMT
Eww.
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Post by Minotaur on Apr 16, 2005 22:45:29 GMT
BEWARE! I SHOOT EVERY TENTH TRESPASSER AND THE NINTH ONE HAS JUST LEFT
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Post by Hobgobearhugger on Apr 18, 2005 18:58:32 GMT
(*Wanders in, humming to self*) Hullo big Mino? Someone wants a hug? |
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