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Post by Goblin King on Jul 8, 2005 22:58:09 GMT
lol - my mum loves them - some are very twisted  Laters babe, g'nite.  |
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Post by sparky on Jul 9, 2005 11:56:53 GMT
my mum loves them - some are very twisted I love them too. |
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Post by jodunford on Jul 9, 2005 15:02:46 GMT
i neeeeeeeed a job
i've asked in every bleeping shop in bournemouth
nobody wants me! they won't even take my CV!
anyway
i dyed my hair red ;D
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Post by Minotaur on Jul 9, 2005 17:15:50 GMT
well hello there goblin king
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Post by Goblin King on Jul 9, 2005 17:20:31 GMT
(*waves back at Minotaur and dodges axes*) Red hair cool. - Maybe they dont want no punky-hoodlums working for them  Flies are really stupid. Buried a bird yesterday  Loughborough is a metropolis after this place - popped back to check on things and bring over D&D stuff and Nintendo 64 - I intend to dissappear into a Vortex of Dimension Nerd-gamer-something ;D |
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Post by Minotaur on Jul 9, 2005 17:22:28 GMT
 ah the poor bird dodge away, they are flying everywhere |
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Post by Goblin King on Jul 9, 2005 17:29:14 GMT
(confusing - I'm hoping your not laughing at the dead bird ) - loads of stuff I was going to start babbling about but have forgotten. Found a book on Haikus but it was a tenner so left it in the bookshop - read some stuff about the formal rules of Haikus - now I'm really confused.  Oh well. Who says we have to master everything (hoping to get some focus - do I want to write adventure games? they seem so much work ... - the Computer Project had been distracting me but I missed some sessions last week and suddenly my brain is coming back on line ... but blah blah ...) |
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Post by Goblin King on Jul 9, 2005 17:57:04 GMT
Nope you talk sense wise Minotaur - I shall now embark on a new career writing p0rnographic letters to magazines and websites ...
hmm ... that market is pretty sewn up ...
Will just stick head in litter tray. ;D
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Post by Minotaur on Jul 9, 2005 18:01:52 GMT
you already tried antics with the litter tray Will, be careful it could become an addiction |
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Post by Goblin King on Jul 9, 2005 22:44:31 GMT
This just in .... Katherine and 20,000 others evacuvated from Brum centre - apparently one of the devices was near the pub she was in.  Why does everything seem likes its from a graphic novel or sci-fi movie. The loss of Birmingham I can live with  __ Other news : Got buzzed by a Spitfire - thought it was a low flying lawnmower (erm hard to explain...) Out of credit again - one text to USA and one to Spain seems to have emptied the last of the pennies Apologies to Sparky if you try to text later. Take care - hope you're day went well. Man bites dog. |
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Post by barnyjuno on Jul 10, 2005 0:22:18 GMT
Cat savages idiot. Tried to teach the cat to use our new catflap. She wasn't keen. I bought one of those catflaps that open with a magnet mounted on the cat's collar, but didn't want any other magnetically equipped cats getting in. So I started playing with a Tiris RFID reader I had kicking about, so that the catflap would only open when it read her ID chip 1 or the rabbit's. It works pretty well (feline violence notwithstanding), but I'm surprised that no similar system is on the market. What I did find, however, was a great idea on the halfbakery website (http://www.halfbakery.com/), which involved using pattern recognition software to prevent the cat coming into the house when she was carrying a dead bird or similar present. I'll have a play, once I a) know something about pattern recognition software, and b) have stopped bleeding. 1 Please consider getting your pet chipped. Not only does it mean the potential return of a loved pet, but also gives you the chance to say to the vet "Oh, does that mean I can play imported DVD's and games on her now?". Because vets have never heard that one before. And they think it's really funny. No, really. |
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Post by Tinkerbell on Jul 10, 2005 10:32:19 GMT
Tinks is on her latop in the spare room so it wont get painty ;D Though I resemble a big er purple blob at the moment!!!
I'm going to Birmingham tomorrow instead of London...maybe neither is such a great idea...meh :S
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Post by dk223 on Jul 10, 2005 10:56:52 GMT
god i hope 2moro night goes ahead, i will cry if it doesnt
be prepaered for more drunk mr rob ramblings on t'other site if it all fails
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Post by dk223 on Jul 10, 2005 13:23:27 GMT
feel kinda bad, had to leave my nephews bitrhday bbq cus there were too many people there, not nice having to leave a friends and family thing cus you dont feel you fit in
but on the bright side he likes the prezzies i got him, so its not all bad
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Post by Goblin King on Jul 10, 2005 13:33:10 GMT
Dk223 - you're a man who speaks may language - barbeques and crowds of strange folk - and the people you know / related to either to busy or too drunk to talk ... make excuses and flee ... I mean leave... Barny - that's it! ID chipping pets. Those magnetic catflaps are a nightmare. So can I play my old PS games on it too ...? No catflap here - found pools of enemy cat jizz on paving stones ... I feel violated  (Lynneturnbulls birthday by the way - but she doesn't post much here so maybe a banner would be over doing it ... it would be different if we could all get drunk then it wouldn't matter who's birthday it was or if they were here or not ) (damn may have to post greetings on NSHN ... grumble) |
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Post by Tinkerbell on Jul 10, 2005 14:56:49 GMT
I don't feel right...
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Post by Goblin King on Jul 10, 2005 15:03:37 GMT
Paint fumes? Slow loading - now Mungo wants feeding .. meh News in: Barny turned away by Police in Nottm ... eek. |
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Post by Tinkerbell on Jul 10, 2005 15:04:27 GMT
Maybe heh they get me high  |
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Post by Goblin King on Jul 10, 2005 15:08:51 GMT
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Post by Goblin King on Jul 10, 2005 15:09:57 GMT
We'll have no purple paint abuse here madam ;D |
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Post by jodunford on Jul 10, 2005 15:17:27 GMT
hey hey happy birthday lynne! hope its a good one its soooo hot here, i think i will be a vampire and become allergic to the sun mmmm.....paint..... |
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Post by Tinkerbell on Jul 10, 2005 15:23:34 GMT
laptop has made my legs all warm heehee
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Post by Goblin King on Jul 10, 2005 15:28:06 GMT
Vampires - excellent ... maybe I should include vamps in the Goblin Market Bestiery (as well as the usual fairies, pixies, goblins, tiggers, ducks ...) ... damn sure we'd get some more Goths popping in ;D _ Careful Tinks - last time I had that thought ... it was followed by rememberinbg a news item on burns and male stirility (My laptop sadly can never sit on laps now more - much like me lol - - keyboard and mouse makes it awkward -original keyboard is bust ...) |
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Post by Tinkerbell on Jul 10, 2005 15:36:42 GMT
It's not that hot! Just stops my feet going numb heehee, yes I know it's like 30 degrees out but my feet are cold!
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Post by Goblin King on Jul 10, 2005 15:40:32 GMT
 You lizard! |
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Post by Tinkerbell on Jul 10, 2005 15:42:20 GMT
Damn staright *sticks forked tongue out* |
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Post by Goblin King on Jul 10, 2005 17:09:32 GMT
 Lizards are cool. Ask Minotaur about Raz sometime. Okay ... seeing WWII aeroplanes again ...  -never have camera ready ... grrr Am I Nicholas Lindhurst? |
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Post by Goblin King on Jul 10, 2005 17:16:21 GMT
Der Britisher plane! Snell, Snell! Actung!!
Scramble der fokkers!!!
Meishershmit drei - Luftwaffer Blitzkrieg!!
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Post by Goblin King on Jul 10, 2005 17:17:35 GMT
Ba-da-da-da
Rat-tat-tat-tat-
Ker-boom!!!
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must remember to water rest of plants
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flies damn flies!
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Post by Goblin King on Jul 10, 2005 18:30:40 GMT
So there I am, watering the plants in the garden (slowly with a watering can because yesterday the hose was on "sand blast" setting), watching for enemy planes and the phone rings ... It's mum and dad ringing me on a mobile from Central Park, New York! I mean, that's my inheritance they're spending ... ;D ;D |
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Oh well. Who says we have to master everything 
