Charlie Brooker columnist (dry humour)

[Goblin King]

When I stay at my mum's Charlie Brooker is about the only thing I actually read in-the-half-dead-tree-a-week Guardian which pops through the door.

Last week he wrote an article entitled:
"Supposing . . . It's time to smother romance in its sleep"

His bitter rantage starts with:

Hands up anyone who's had a great experience with romance. Now put your hands back down and stop lying. Romance never works. Romance never does what it says on the tin. Romance, ultimately, is bullshit.

Other articles by him ... Archive

[dratsucalex]

haha!! so true...

lol i think like that..

[Goblin King]

Charlie Brooker on Call of Duty 3:

"...eventually I realised the experience of playing it was so relentlessly horrible, I'd rather go and do the washing up, just for some harmless escapism.

That proved so relaxing, I wiped the oven clean too. Later I might do some paperwork I've been putting off. The war was too real for my liking. I'm a deserter now, and real life is paradise. Hooray for pixels."

(From here)