Post by dratsucalex on Aug 28, 2006 8:45:39 GMT
i dunno where to put this but here seemed like a good idea.
i was bored last night and needed something to do...
Chapter One.
Once upon a time lived a little monkey called Becca. Becca was a little monkey who lived. "This is undoubtably the best book every written" thought Becca as she walked down the yellow brick road into Atlantis. But anyway, none of this "plot" nonsense, lets get to the reason we all bothererd to go on GK's site. FREE PORN!!!! Well...no. That's dirty. I see a few dissapointed faces, but there are stars in the light and Clo in the bottle of Jio. You can win with Thrin, jing-a-ling with the Goblin King. Oh dear this is turning into a song...Give Tinks a bell, or she'll use a spell! Play Spyro Gateway to Glimmer
with Shimmer!
"Great game", thought Becca. (You probably forgot about her after all the AMAZING poetry)
Chapter 2.
"Fuckin' 'Ell", said Becca as she walked down the Boulevard of Broken Dreams. Suddenly, a large peice of wig jumped off a 32nd storey window, but thats a different STOREY! HAHA! "I think i should fix my boulevard", so she rang Joe the Plumber and out popped a large asswortmant of chewy sweats to share. When she got home, becca ate like a log and slept like a horse, (with a hammer under her pillow so she could put shelves up if she couldnt sleep).
Chapter 3
I think Angels and Airwaves are a bit strange. They're good, but strange.
Chapter 4
This is getting a bit silly, sorry.
Let us make amends
We're not overly good friends
But its not Heaven
Without you.
You can have it all
We'll see mountains fall
But its not Heaven
Without you
Burning Benches by Morning Runner.
Buy it. It's great.
Chapter 5
When becca awoke, she decided to apologise to people but she couldnt do it well, it scared her, what was going on. And she knew she was being silly, and just wanted things back to normal, and cared very much about those people.
Then, some Pirates came in and had a super-duper-amazinly-cool-and-great fight with GK'S LEGO!!! Lego was triumphant of course, and Mozart deicded to be a shoe-shiner instead of....composing?
THE END ;D
i was bored last night and needed something to do...
Chapter One.
Once upon a time lived a little monkey called Becca. Becca was a little monkey who lived. "This is undoubtably the best book every written" thought Becca as she walked down the yellow brick road into Atlantis. But anyway, none of this "plot" nonsense, lets get to the reason we all bothererd to go on GK's site. FREE PORN!!!! Well...no. That's dirty. I see a few dissapointed faces, but there are stars in the light and Clo in the bottle of Jio. You can win with Thrin, jing-a-ling with the Goblin King. Oh dear this is turning into a song...Give Tinks a bell, or she'll use a spell! Play Spyro Gateway to Glimmer
with Shimmer! "Great game", thought Becca. (You probably forgot about her after all the AMAZING poetry)
Chapter 2.
"Fuckin' 'Ell", said Becca as she walked down the Boulevard of Broken Dreams. Suddenly, a large peice of wig jumped off a 32nd storey window, but thats a different STOREY! HAHA! "I think i should fix my boulevard", so she rang Joe the Plumber and out popped a large asswortmant of chewy sweats to share. When she got home, becca ate like a log and slept like a horse, (with a hammer under her pillow so she could put shelves up if she couldnt sleep).
Chapter 3
I think Angels and Airwaves are a bit strange. They're good, but strange.
Chapter 4
This is getting a bit silly, sorry.
Let us make amends
We're not overly good friends
But its not Heaven
Without you.
You can have it all
We'll see mountains fall
But its not Heaven
Without you
Burning Benches by Morning Runner.
Buy it. It's great.
Chapter 5
When becca awoke, she decided to apologise to people but she couldnt do it well, it scared her, what was going on. And she knew she was being silly, and just wanted things back to normal, and cared very much about those people.
Then, some Pirates came in and had a super-duper-amazinly-cool-and-great fight with GK'S LEGO!!! Lego was triumphant of course, and Mozart deicded to be a shoe-shiner instead of....composing?
THE END ;D
