Post by dk223 on Dec 11, 2005 16:11:38 GMT
Ok so I posted this on the site that shall not be named 
but I thought it might appeal to the Goblin King
News from around the globe reports of a strange phenomenon, it seems that comsic rays from Jupiter have penetrated Earth's atmosphere and are having devastating effects on the most innocent of things. At first people thought it was a joke, it couldn't be true it had to be a fake but as more and more reports came in people started to believe. A family of four were trapped in their car and slowly devoured as they sat rigid with fear as the unimaginable horrors rolled towards them.
The army has been called out but the enemy is proving to strong for them and their advice is to run like hell if you see the evil perpatrators, most eyewitnesses have been reduced the gibbering wrecks but Goblin Market news managed to find one person who could give us an accurate description of what happened, Here is our artist's rendition of the horrible scene
If you see these horrors rolling towards you we urge you to run for your lives, they make look harmless and innocent but they have been mutated and it only takes 6 of them to fell a fully grown man and devour the flesh from his bones.
Get into your basements and barricade the doors, when the army scientists work out a way to destroy these abominations you can rest assured that Goblin Market news will be the first to tell you.
May god have mercy on our souls if we cannot come up with a solution to this problem.
but I thought it might appeal to the Goblin KingNews from around the globe reports of a strange phenomenon, it seems that comsic rays from Jupiter have penetrated Earth's atmosphere and are having devastating effects on the most innocent of things. At first people thought it was a joke, it couldn't be true it had to be a fake but as more and more reports came in people started to believe. A family of four were trapped in their car and slowly devoured as they sat rigid with fear as the unimaginable horrors rolled towards them.
The army has been called out but the enemy is proving to strong for them and their advice is to run like hell if you see the evil perpatrators, most eyewitnesses have been reduced the gibbering wrecks but Goblin Market news managed to find one person who could give us an accurate description of what happened, Here is our artist's rendition of the horrible scene
If you see these horrors rolling towards you we urge you to run for your lives, they make look harmless and innocent but they have been mutated and it only takes 6 of them to fell a fully grown man and devour the flesh from his bones.
Get into your basements and barricade the doors, when the army scientists work out a way to destroy these abominations you can rest assured that Goblin Market news will be the first to tell you.
May god have mercy on our souls if we cannot come up with a solution to this problem.
