You are surrounded by a chaotic clutter of tents and stalls - goblin kin and fey folk chatter on the green. It is an open area. Come, join in the random thoughts and chatter of fellow strange beings ... But, be wary of bewitchments and bewilderments of all kinds ... (cackles) ... You'll never leave! ... Muwhahahaha!
I have lots to say about Hamlet with Doctor Who and Captain Piccard but you'll find it all frighteningly boring some here's some links with pictures for the ladies:
"Dying is an art, like everything else. I do it exceptionally well." (Sylvia Plath). "In the depths of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer". (Albert Camus).