my english poem!!

[dratsucalex]

we were asked to take the piss (well, not those exact words) out of a superhero.

Superman


Superman, you are not the greatest – no!
Superman, oh please, why don’t you just go?
You were once my hero, but no, god no!
Red cape and tights, I really want to know
That you are a gay, I hope it is so
Your secret identity is rubbish
Your girlfriend, I think she is a moron
Dude, just leave us and please, please go away
Batman, Cat woman, Banana man too
All think that you are a big pile of poo
You were cool in Smallville, but that was then
But now, people do not like you again
The rich dude called Lex, he hates you as well
Along with his company, but oh well
You pretend it’s all right, but it is not
Your fat girlfriend, she is not at all hot
The government think that you are a freak
I bet that at school you were called a geek
You are a pervert with your x-ray eyes
You were arrested, now there’s a surprise!
You fly to space with one arm ahead
When you save people, you get a big head
But now I am afraid, I have no time
Superman, you are the worlds biggest crime


i wanted to write :
Superman, you are just not enough
Superman, you are a really big puff

but i wasn't allowed....

but, people like?

[dk223]

I like that ;D thats pretty cool

I like the shorter version as well

[dratsucalex]

ha cheers, evil teacher said i couldnt say puff in a poem...though we're reading a book that says shit, bollocks, and tits...etc. un-fair, more swearing!

[Goblin King]

Your teacher is clearly a brainwashed idiot - its probably something to do with some words being "anti-people" or "hate-crime" related.

Ha ha, funny poem - if not a little depressing because we're all let down by our heroes at some point ... etc. ...

What did Superman do to deserve this? Was the movie rubbish?

[Count Überquart]

Heh, I like that.

[dratsucalex]

nah, superman was just the first hero to annoy that came into my head....
i was talking to mr. booth about superman as well, i dont do any actual work at school...design is great, i stuck masking tape on my arm and took it off fast an hour and a half later and it really hurt...

[Count Überquart]

I love Mr. Booth.

A conversation we had ages ago:

Booth: Of course, some of us have excellent memories, don't we?
Me: Uh, ok...
Booth: Do you know how I know?
Me: *shrug*
Booth: Because of this *brandishes my paper*
Me: Oh.
Booth: Now, you see, me, I can't remember what I had for breakfast this morning.
Me: Did it involve a lot of coffee?
Booth: *thinks.* Yes, yes it did.

TODAY him and Mr. Roginski were in the cupboard together for 10 minutes. Mm-hm...

[Goblin King]

Mr Booth sounds quite eccentric. ;D

[Tinkerbell]

Eww I had a maths teacher called Mr Booth, he threw chalk at me.